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((( We will Never " HAVE PEACE " ))) WE will Never " HAVE PEACE " on this EARTH . Because EVERY RACE of PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE BETTER . EVERY DIFFEREN'T RELIGION THINK THEY ARE BETTER . THEY ALL THINK THERE ARE  TRUE RELIGION . When EVERYONE HAS THIS IN THEIR MIND . THERE " NEVER "  will be "NO PEACE " on EARTH . ( by ) joes_skies ( Something To THINK ABOUT ) = SO - SO called Christian should still home and TAKE CARE OF THERE OWN TROUBES in THEIR HOMES AND COUNTRIES AND GOVERNMENTS
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(( Old Saying -vbt- )) peter were caught in a nutcracker , and slowly being scrunched ( 2) gave it to me real short and frostylike , then he just turned around and waltzed out ( 3 ) that's his way , awright . frosty as a witch's tit ( 4 ) cow market that sometimes goes dipsy - doodle in the fall ( 5Â ) Â you shook the wrong tree ( 6 ) time to put your money where your mouth is ( 7 ) I'm just gonna dump this load of shit out in the street , where he belong ( 8 ) then he'd rub their noses in it and do a little crowing of his own ( 8 ) he keeps sayin' my taster's out of whack. you just get yourself a cup and settle the argument ( 9 ) whatever he calls this sheep dip , it still ain't fit for human consumption ( 10 ) balls o'fire ( 11)Â this outfit don't hire nothin' but peckerheads and dimdots ( 12 ) jack would come out smellin' like a rose ( 13 ) his kind's slippery as greased owlshit , ( 14 ) manner of speakin' , gives 'em an edge right from scratch ( 15 ) let's just forget that you're lyin' through your teeth ( 16 ) the whole thing's a crock of shit ( 17 ) you act like you've got the brain of a pissant and the mouth of a bullfrog ( 18 ) ask me the next time you wash behind your ears , babe ( 19 ) bet your bottom dollars that's what I mean ( 20 ) they could've chopped our leg out from under us a hundred different ways ( by ) joes_skies - for - joe olexson
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(( old SAYING -cft- )) he's slippery as a barrel of eels , and clear through ( 2 ) well , it beats the shit out of me ( 3 ) the thing that's got me bumbuzzled is , why didn't they stop us ( 4 ) until we get a peek at his hole card ( 5 ) I'll kiss your ass and bark like a fox ( 6 ) my crystal ball got busted a long time ago ( 7 ) nope . can't say I have . sort of a queer - lookin' bird ( 8 ) you notice them birds that just went in the depot ( 9 ) don't get your nose out of joint , boys ( 10 ) somehow he felt like a first - class shitheel ( 11 ) you're a sight for sore eyes I'd boot his ass right out the door ( 12 ) the sheriff  hit me with the warrant it was like my ears popped open ( 13 ) somebody that knew how to hit below the belt ( 14 ) you've got your ass between a rock and a hard spot ( 15 ) this gawddamned place looks like a circus ( 16 ) where'd all these rubbernecks come from ? ( 17 ) they heard there was a dog fight being held and they just couldn't stay away ( 18 ) you're still sort of green around the gills ( 19 ) this bunch looks about as friendly as a pack of vultures ( 19 ) john looks like he just swallowed the canary ( 20 ) make him start talkin' , or take off runnin' like scalded cats ( by ) joes_skies - for - joe olexson
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(( Old Saying - cfr - )) those conniving egg - suckin' sonsabitches bought that judge in ( 2 ) the judge just like you'd buy a tin of lard ( 3 ) where we're gettin' is strung up by the short hair ( 4 ) we.ve only got two ways to go ( 5 ) so what do we do , roll over and play dead ( 6 ) tit for tat (7 ) they were up to their necks and sinking fast ( 8 ) the chute had been greased ( 9 ) we thought you was a gone goose ( 10 )I'm free as a bird ( 11 ) the thing we've got to do is beat 'em at their own game ( 12 ) the courts and everything being rigged to protect the big dog ( 13 ) I saw a fellow turn the other cheek one time . all it got him was two black eyes instead of one ( 14 ) down in the pit of his belly a nest of worms had gone to work on his vitals ( 15 ) peter through his testimony like a trained seal , and it was a convincing performance ( 16 ) I don't reckon anybody'd try learnin' me to suck eggs ( 17 ) you're skating on thin ice , peter ( 18 ) since most cattle buyers are crooked as a dog's hind leg ( 19 ) not some obedient dog to be whipped into submission and locked away in a stinking cage ( 20 ) they're gonna string yo fellers up by the balls ( 21 ) when we hit the street , go like a bat out of hell ( by ) joes_skies - for - joe olexson
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(( Old Saying -bgt- )) - old game - a kid had only to cross his fingers and shout the magic words " King X " and no one could bother you ( 2 ) so long as a man played his cards straight and tended his pown business , there was little to fear ( 3 ) if he stepped on the wrong toes ( 4 ) he'd wind up buzzard bait in short order ( 5 ) the men who rode the owlhoot tail practiced a code all their own , one as elemental as death itself ( 6 ) live and let live , or get snuffed out ( 7 ) a man gains wisdom not with years but through recognition of his folly ( 8 ) I've just got to muddle it through on my own ( 9 ) the cow jumped over the moon ( 10 ) we 've got to show people that we take care of our own dirty laundry ( 11 ) the bastard's tracked down and sproutin' daisies , he's a walkin' testament to the joys of stealing ( 12 ) anybody with a boil on his ass and an itch for easy money will just naturally figure to do the same ( 13 ) the council is making a mountain out of a molehill ( 14 ) we'll both come out smellin' like roses ( 15 ) meanin' what you don't know can't hurt you ( 16 ) he was known to have a short fuse and a deadly sting ( 17 ) perhaps leaner , a bit tougher , but no worse for wear ( by ) joes_skies - for - joe olexson
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((( old SAYING - bgt- ))) sent him running with his tail between his legs ( 2 ) the rustling charge would disappear in a puff of smoke ( 3 ) lately life had a way of playing dirty pool all the way round ( 4 ) some folks'll stand still for havin' a black sheep in the family ( 5 ) allow time to play cat and mouse ( 6 ) an eye for an eye ( 7 ) a cold , wooden look came over his face , and his pale gray eyes took on the texture of thin ice on a freshly frozen pond ( 8 ) let him die slowly , piece by piece ( 9 ) I don't see no reason to get your bowels in an uproar ( 10 ) nobody's gonna bat an eye ( 11 ) who gives a shit ( 12 ) sonovabitch looks like he sleeps on broken glass and pisses ice water ( 13 ) we could've done that job easy as pie ( 14 ) looks to me like any time they say frog , the john  squats ( 15 ) bill , you ain't got the brains of a pissant ( 16 ) willie 's leading citizen was pure as the driven snow ( 17 ) first he had to catch him with his pants down ( 18 ) seems like you got more lives' a cat ( 19 ) it was that or eat crow before all the world ( by ) joes_skies - for - joe olexson
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(( OLD Saying -lkj- )) they'd had him trapped like a cow killing wildcat ( 2 ) he'd left the town like a mule with its tail on fire ( 3 ) they come ridin' back , madder'n ole wet hens ( 4 ) swede , if you're jerkin' my dick ( 5 ) his mouth was dry , and it tasted as if he'd chewed up a dead frog ( 6 ) he was like a winged duck on a millpond out here ( 7 ) = Men Thinking about A Women = a man who could take charge and keep hoe own , simple , more sensitive mind clear for the business of hauling water , washing clothes , keeping house , bearing and raising kids ( 8 ) peter was so blistering mad he thought the top of his head would pop like the cork on a bottle of homemade beer ( 9 ) happy as a fat tabby cat in a barn full of mice ( 10 ) john, who lowered his gaze like a shamed dog , and buried his snoot in his beer mug ( 10 ) she was madder'n an old wet hen ( 11 ) now I reckon winter's reared its toothy head ( 12 ) into his head , rearranging his scattered thoughts until they each settled like billiard balls in separate pockets ( 13 ) anybody knows you don't show your hole card first off ( 14 ) then let's eat . my stomach thinks my throat's been cut ( 15 ) son , keep a dally on your tongue . you might learn more listenin' than talkin' ( 16 ) you catch the boy before he gets into a hornet's nest ( 17 ) this town is beginning to smell it would draw flies ( 18 ) you're fast as a cat with his tail afire ( 18 ) I fel like I swallered a sickskunk ( 19 ) you carry the whole world's problems on your shoulders as if there was no one to help carry the burden ( 20 ) it had been drilled into him so strongly that a close mouth catches no flies . ( 21 ) you didn't want to get turned around in the timber and find yourself going the wrong way ( 22 ) the bay's way was faster , the same as a fast hound following a zigzagging rabbit was faster ( 23 ) old saying - to live and let live ( by ) joes_skies - for - joe olexson
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(( Remember This = Early Spring 2016 - In Saskatchewan )) Some Saskatchewan People Notice The Muskrats and Beavers were building Their Home High and Wider in The Ponds . The Beavers and Muskrats was doing this early Fall Last year in 2015 . Some Saskatchewan People was thinking this was Funning , because last winter we didn't have to much snow in Saskatchewan last year and The Months of Winter in being  this Year . Beavers where building there Dams High and Wide . Last Fall and early Spring this Year and still are making them tall and wide this year . ( The Weather Men was telling us in Spring Time 2016  in Saskatchewan we will have HOT and DRY SPRING and Summer this YEAR ) WE SHOULD WATCH and LEARN from THE ANIMALS , BIRDS , INSECTS and Plants . What KIND OF WEATHER WE GOING TO  HAVE . Not Computers or Weather Machines to Helps Us to Read The Weather . ( by ) joes_skies ( Old Saying = Early Wild Fruit on Tree = Early Frost  = Early Fall and Winter = COLD ) ( Old Saying Birds and Insect came Early This Year . And lay Their Eggs Early = Early Fall and Early Winter ) ( The Farmers in Saskatchewan " Should Start To Pray . " I believe Lots of Farmers will never Get Their Crops Off in The Fall of This year in Saskatchewan )
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((( A Poem ))) we love to be your sex toys , babe , we don't run on batteries ,we run on love , Â we don't break down , we just tired . ( by ) joes_skies
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 ((( Think ABOUT "THIS " ))) If " GOD " was A " KIND " GOD . WHY ? DID HE CREATED SO MANY DIFFERENT WEEDS . THESE WEEDS DO MORE DAMAGE or HARM on EARTH . PLUS THEY ARE  " NO" GOOD to have AROUND . So WHY ? DID HE WASTE HIS TIME CREATING USELESS WEEDS . And They are " NOT "  nice to LOOK AT  or T HAVE AROUND  . I BELIEVE THERE ARE MORE USELESS WEEDS then GOOD PLANTS GROWING ON THIS EARTH . ( by ) joes_skies - for - joe olexson
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